So I reply in much the same way each time.
Just hundreds of words yelling that it was wrong because they liked a VR game. And yet, without fail, every single one of them fails to include a single mention of what I got wrong.
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I get a surprising number of these, absolutely LIVID and full of swears like "fucking idiot", in which they furiously demand to know why I'd be so awful in public. Someone writing to me at surprising length to tell me how stupid and wrong was my article about why the 2015 generation of VR was destined to be the complete flop it unequivocally was. Which reminds me, I got another of my favourite emails this week. I replied, "Perfect." But sadly he's been too busy to follow up. He's sent two tweets ever, one to correct Tech Radar on an incorrect link, and another to point out that I wrote about the wrong game when he'd been trying to learn about this one. From one of those accounts with a picture, but somehow 0 followers and 0 following. I got a cross tweet after last week's Steam Charts, where I wrote about Gems Of War instead of this game. It'd certainly stick around on the Steam Charts like a tiresome bogey on a t-shirt sleeve. What if someone made a game where, and try to stick with me here, lots of people got to hit each other with swords for a bit. And I once tried to read a Dan Brown book. It also says, "This is World War Two at a scale you've never seen before," which makes me want to ask a surviving veteran of the conflict to have a play and see if he or she agrees.įinally, it yet also says, "You've never played World War 2 the way it was meant to be played." Which might be the stupidest sentence I've ever read. But I'm questioning if they even had PCs back in the 1940s. The description for Another WW2 Multiplayer Game Let Loose says it's "a realistic World War Two" shooter. And no one will ever stop her.Īnyway, it looks like there are dogs in Octopath Traveler. At yet at no point did any deity strike her down. For, maybe fifteen minutes? This didn't bother sticklady at any point, until she finished her drink and left with the two eminently crushable creatures, the one of them screeching its hate all the while. So she was going to leave with a coffee, right? Wrong. It was ear-piercing and infuriating, rendering conversation impossible.
This furry spitemonster yapped and yipped and growled without pause. The stick-spike lady behaved as if it were not happening. And one of them BARKED AND BARKED AND BARKED from the moment it entered. Both looked like they'd been bred to the edge of possibility, utterly dysfunctional creatures that evolution would have stamped upon with a furious boot. I mean, they had red outlines around them. I cannot fathom why any food or drink establishment allows non-service animals to come in at the best of times, as if that can possibly be hygienic for anyone, but these dogs were pure evil. We were in a nice little place, enjoying a quiet chat, when a lady made of sticks and spikes came in followed by two vile little dog-things. I went out for breakfast with a good friend this morning. You know the sorts of people who treat it more like a religion than a game they play? They're the sort. It messed up all of gaming, but I suspect it's probably also responsible for the rise of populism, global climate change, and Brexit too. I know it's probably unfair, but I blame Dark Souls for everything that's wrong in the whole universe. But it'll be back up to a grotesque £60 by the end of Monday.
The Deluxe Edition was down to £15, which is what price a three-year-old game should be, of course.
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The whole series was on sale last week, hence its reappearance here, but I've no idea what was in this one. Dark Souls III is so annoying that it even charts with a version of itself that you can't buy.
What’s Another Thing You Could Buy Instead Of GTA V Again?ġ70,000th of Robby The Robot 8. I hope someone somewhere out there appreciates that I've never once included any of the 2,940,934,834,903,489,034,980,342 Rick & Morty merchandise products. "Alien mutant horror game! Excellent! What shall we call it?" "Hey Tom! What should we do with Rainbow Six next?" Do you have any idea how many other games there are?! There's this website called that has articles about so many of them!Īnyway, once more because they pay me. Heck, it'd be even harder to write this rubbish without the running gags. Real talk: I mean, I exaggerate my frustration with the incessant appearance of various games for astonishingly successful comic effect. A YEAR! You are awful, and you do not deserve me. But instead you buy the same eight bloody games every bloody week, and then buy a game that isn't even out for over a year. If you were a better person, you'd buy better games. And let's face it - this is entirely your fault. I'm declaring it: this is the Worst Week Ever for Steam Charts.
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